Thursday, March 11, 2021

Let's Honor April 6th!

Recently I got to thinking about days designated as recognition/celebration days. There are nearly 1,500 national recognition days, recognition weeks and recognition months. That means that every day there are 4.1 somethings being recognized. February was Black History month. Now we're in the middle of Women's History month. June is Gay-Lesbian Pride month. There are lots of LGBTQ individual days scattered across the calendar year. There are hug your dog days, clean off your desk days, and probably even left-handed plumber days. Perusing a list on one internet site I was surprised to see that April 6th is Straight White Male Pride Day. I never heard of that. I've never seen it featured on any broadcast, internet or print media. Why is that?

Think about what the result would be if every straight white male were to disappear at noon tomorrow. Got a doctor appointment or surgery scheduled? Forget about it. Better stock up on groceries because the trucks won't be delivering any. And don't look for the mail truck. Or your package from FedEx. Got plumbing problems and the electricity went out? I hope you've got a creek nearby and lots of candles. And let's hope that those candles don't set your house on fire, because she's going to burn to the ground. Better gas up the car, because gas and everything else that is delivered by truck, which includes mostly everything is going to be in short supply. And if that car breaks down, sorry, no SWMs to fix it. Lets hope there are no spring tornados because those power lines that go down are going to stay down, and the bridges that get washed out will stay washed out. And your new house that's under construction?...better get accustomed to tent living.

The administration of business's from mega corporations to mom-and-pop shops is going to be disrupted for awhile. And don't even think about government. We're going to lose the President, some cabinet members, 76.5% of the House and 75% of the Senate. And let's hope that the country is not attacked because there won't be any military or police force to defend it. 

I think it's clear that straight white males are the backbone of this country. Yet while we're celebrating and recognizing nearly everything under the sun, April 6th - Straight White Male Pride Day silently passes by. Ain't fair. Ain't right.


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