You have to sympathize with the Georgia MAGA crowd. They've got a serious dilemma. I mean, if they're going to vote for governor they've either got to vote for Brian Kemp, who Trump has said is an awful governor and must go, or for Stacy Abrams, who is popular with minorities in big cities but not with anyone else. There is only one option I can think of to solve their problem. They have to break into Kemp's house and kill him with a hammer. And they could get away with it.
The right-wing spin doctors would put out the theory that it was all a hoax...that it never happened and that Kemp decided that he couldn't win the election and has moved to Latvia. More likely they would say that the assailants were thugs hired by the Democrats. Marjorie would chime in with the story that a Ukrainian missile was responsible. Others would probably lean to a self-inflicted theory. But wait...there's a loose end. With Kemp gone that would leave Stacy to run unopposed. The MAGA crowd can't have that so they'd have to kill her too.
Still another problem...Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger. Trump denounced him and Kemp at the same time for refusing to manufacture 11,000 votes. For that action those two men will always have my respect and my vote. The problem is that the opponent is Democrat Bee Nguyen. Looks like Brad has got to be bumped off also. And maybe Bee.
But given the direction that this country is going, the "Election Week Massacre" as it would come to be known would soon blow over. The perpetrators would be pronounced patriots and presented with American flags, and another step would have been taken to Make America Great Again.
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